Brown colored drinks, plunder, wooden women, and shooting from his huge bum. Terror of the four seas and two lakes of Puppetonia. Nobody knows how he does it, that sometimes his one-shot pistol shoots a fan of bullets. Well, well, a real pirate doesn't reveal his secrets. How was he among the playable characters? Our pirate emphatically says, "I don't know, my ship is swaying too much."
